Nothing ever happened to her.
And then everything did.
Esme Good is an unremarkable young woman working a dull job in a city much like the one you’re picturing now.
Her only escape is The Elsewheres: tiny potions which allow her to visit alternate versions of herself. Sadly, these only confirm her suspicion that she is, in a cosmic sense, living her worst life.
But, after an incident we simply don’t have time to get into right now, she will become the most important person in this – or perhaps any – universe.
As you can imagine, this is a lot of pressure. And she’s not going to handle it well.
Esme has never been a main character. Now, a lot of things are about to happen to her: in fact, everything, and so much.
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‘Wonderfully whimsical, wacky and wise’
TIM MINCHIN
‘Exemplifies all that is good about British humour. It’s thrilling and anarchic and entirely unique’
RACHEL PARRIS
‘Delightfully madcap, sharply well-written, consistently hilarious, and really very wise’
NAOMI ISHIGURO
‘Another hilarious and gripping story from a truly original mind’
CARIAD LLOYD
‘A reality-shifting, epic adventure that is very very VERY funny’
ELLIE TAYLOR
‘Wry, giddy, explosive, and deeply humane’
IAN DUNT
‘Many authors have tried to walk in Douglas Adams’s very large shoes… Andrew H. Murray actually pulls it off’
EDWARD ASHTON, AUTHOR OF MICKEY 7 AND AFTER THE FALL
‘Think you know where this book is going? No you don’t’
JACKSON FORD, AUTHOR OF THE GIRL WHO COULD MOVE SH*T WITH HER MIND
‘Witty, warm and clever, this book is an absolute riot’
ELIZABETH MACNEAL, AUTHOR OF THE DOLL FACTORY